Nick Offerman Auctioning Off His 'Stache
By KRISTA WICK
August 19, 2012
Ron Swanson's glorious mustache can be yours, if the price is right.
This Thursday, Swanson/Offerman's carefully-shaved 'stache will hit the auction block in Beverly Hills in what is called The Nick Offerman Mustachium, with all benefits going to the pediatric cancer charity Because of Ezra.
"My mustache and I are tickled pink to have the opportunity to help raise some funds for this great charity," the Parks & Rec star wrote to the cause's website. "My mature bush is also available by private auction, but only serious bidders (Zuckerberg or Romney) need apply."
Interested? (And why wouldn't you be?) Send an email to email@example.com with your bid.