Ryan Lochte's Mom Talks One-Night Stands
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte’s mom seems to know a lot about his sex life. On the Today show, Ike Lochte talked about how her son is too busy for a girlfriend, but he isn’t too busy to hit it and quit it.
"He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go," she said on the morning show.
Gaah! Gross! Why does she know that? And why did she say that on national TV! Does Ryan call her and say, "Great talk Mom, gotta go on this sexy f*ckfest. Call you in the AM for the full recap!" See, this is why I don’t talk to my mom about my bedroom pursuits. Moms don’t need to know this stuff -- in fact as far as my mom’s concerned, I’m still a virgin.
The swimmer turns 28 this Friday, Aug. 3. Do you think he will celebrate with a meaningless romp in the hay? Maybe! Wonder if his mom will be the first person he will tell? Oh and when Ryan is out on his one-night stands, do you think he takes out his gold grill – or can he just not be bothered?
UPDATE: On Friday August 3, Ryan told US Weekly that he has never had a one night stand, "They took it out of context. My mom is really new to all of this and the media. She meant since the last 4 years I just wanted to focus on swimming, and I didn't really have time for a relationship." Well if that's what the Olympian's mom really meant, someone should school her that dates and one-night stands are entirely different things! (At least for some of us they are.) Otherwise she is gonna continue to get her son into a world of trouble.