My feelings about Adam Lambert's sophomore album, Trespassing, are already very well-known to anyone who follows me on Twitter. For the rest of you, allow me to take a moment and praise the absolute dance-tastic brilliance that's lying within every up-tempo jam and the stunning emotions layered throughout his ballads.
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'Happy Endings' Cast Teases Lost Episode
Happy Endings lived up to its name last week when ABC picked up the perennial bubble show for a full third season! That means we'll be getting, for the first time, 22 episodes of hibernating gays, invisible hula hooping, slutty baby tees and anything else this decadently daffy show can dream up.
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Sherlock vs. 'Sherlock'
CBS just announced that Elementary -- a modern-day retelling of the Sherlock Holmes stories starring Jonny Lee Miller as the lead and Lucy Liu as his Dr. Watson -- would be joining the schedule, Thursdays at 10 p.m. Alongside PBS Masterpiece's Sherlock (currently airing series two), that is the second updated incarnation of these tales. But Sherlock showrunner Steven Moffat isn't worried. In fact, he thinks Elementary is taking too many liberties with its storytelling.
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Special effects are obviously the main draw with Battleship as a fleet of soldiers fight off an alien invasion, but this is a Peter Berg project so I was hoping he'd find a way to inject some character development into your standard big budget action flick.
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Phoebe Tonkin Trades 'Secrets' For Sharks
Last week the ax fell on The CW's teen witch drama, The Secret Circle, scattering all its members into the wind -- but I'm excited to see that I won't have to wait very long to get some more of my favorite wannabe Wicca: Phoebe Tonkin.
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